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which will unfastened his hostage mom, a JANITOR steals a thermonuclear gadget for the Romanian mafia. whereas making his break out with the bomb, the Janitor is shot via a safety safeguard. The wounded Janitor makes it to an previous, decrepit church and hides within the confessional. As he dies, the Janitor confesses his sins to the dim-witted FATHER KERBETSKY and palms the priest a suitcase containing the bomb.

Not totally knowing what he has in his ownership, Kerbetsky makes a decision to carry onto the bomb and spot if he could make any cash off of it for you to repair the leaky roof of his church. Kerbetsky comes to a decision that the simplest factor to do is to take the machine to London the place the Pope is protecting a conclave. Father Kerbetsky is confident, established completely on his wisdom of Sherlock Holmes videos, that Scotland backyard will present him for his discovery.

Father Kerbetsky arrives in London with the gadget and the Romanian mafia sizzling on his path. Kerbetsky takes the bomb to CAPTAIN BILLINGS in Scotland backyard. whilst the amused Captain informs Father Kerbetsky that there's no present for returning a nuclear machine, Father Kerbetsky threatens to take his probabilities with the Romanian mafia in order that he can get his roof fastened. A church-going guy, Billings comes up with a greater idea.

Father Kerbetsky is distributed to San Francisco with a faux bomb less than the guise that he's scouting destinations for the Pope. the belief is that the Romanian mafia will scouse borrow the machine and the police will then be capable of keep on with them as they carry it to an Al Qaeda sleeper mobile. Father Kerbetsky will then be eligible for a financial gift for supporting nab the terrorists. after which he can repair his roof.

Meanwhile, terrorist chief MOHAMMAD AL NASSCAR prompts his sleeper telephone in San Francisco. regrettably for Nasscar, his terrorists were busy of their undercover lives, operating a Starbucks, training a Catholic boys highschool soccer staff, turning into a born-again Christian, and considering a intercourse switch operation these kind of years and feature forgotten they have been a sleeper telephone firstly. Mohammed Al Nasscar makes a decision he has take issues into his personal palms and is going to San Francisco.

As Kerbetsky maintains to unwittingly elude the Romanian mob with the aid of San Francisco officer FRANK PULLET, Nasscar and his waffling terrorist mobilephone make plans to scouse borrow the bomb themselves. What Kerbetsky and Pullet don’t discover is that there has been a mix-up in England and Kerbetsky is wearing round a true nuclear bomb. It’s as much as the uptight Pullet and the bumbling Kerbetsky to save lots of the town of San Francisco from being blown off the face of the Earth.

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